No Good, Very Bad Day

This has been absolutely the most horrible morning I've had in forever! Evan woke up screaming 2 hours before he was suppose to get up, which means an hour before I get up. I couldn't get him to stay asleep even after I gave in and fed him way early, thus throwing off his entire schedule for the day. Our dog decided that the kitchen table needed to have a yellow flood around and under it. It took my 20 minutes to clean up and mop that disgusting mess . I finally got in the shower, an hour late, after strapping Evan into the swing to keep him content. Sydney was being difficult this morning and didn't want to get out of bed. I finally get everyone ready and in the car to leave. The starts, but not without some weird sounds and what sounds like quite the effort. I get the sitter, get the kids situated and head out to leave. Now my car won't start at all . Try calling my husband with no answer. Call my brother but he I already on his way to work and too far to turn around. Finally get a hold of my brother in law who graciously drives all the way over to jump my car after just getting home from working all night. I get to work 2 hours late. If anything else needs to go wrong, it might as well happen today......